FOOD FOR THOUGHT & FUNNY OBSERVATIONS (whist in lockdown)

Some famous quotes;

 

  • It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.
  • The only limits for tomorrow are the doubts we have today.
  • If we wait until we’re ready, we’ll be waiting for the rest of our lives.
  • Fear doesn’t shut you down; it wakes you up.

 

Some funny observations;

 

Coronavirus has turned us all into dogs. 

We roam the house looking for food.

Were told “no” if we get too close to strangers.

And we get really excited about car rides.

 

I’m starting to understand why pets run out of the house when the door opens.

 

Day 34 at home and the dog is looking at me like, “See! This is why I chew the furniture!”

 

No, its not Tuesday its Friday and those trousers you’re wearing are your pyjama bottoms and yes, they have been on since Tuesday!

 

I’m giving up drinking for a month!

Sorry, punctuation typo.

I’m giving up. Drinking for a month!

 

 

You know if you keep a glass of wine in each hand you can’t accidently touch your face.

 

Home schooling question: does having your children fix you a cocktail count as a chemistry lesson?

 

Home schooling: week #4: they all graduated. Done!

 

My Mum always told me that lying in bed all day wouldn’t accomplish anything: look at me now! I’m saving the world!

 

I swear the fridge just said; “what the hell do you want now?”

 

If anyone owes you money, go to their house now (if you could). They should be at home!